With Asher taking his clothes off right in front of him, Ray tried his hardest not to laugh. Considering he hadn't seen any action in years now, it was just about the hottest thing he could imagine. Even with the cheesy music he could hear in his head.

Any more shoving like that and Asher's bed would be in danger of getting shot, so Ray lifted his hips just high enough for him to pull his gun free. Leaning over the side of the bed, he slid it beneath and sat back up just as the laugh threatened to escape.

"Vampire stripper," he choked, reaching forward to grab any part of Asher's pants he could to get him on the bed, "I knew it."