His tail, making an already small space even smaller, knocked things over left and right as the scampering continued. What the fuck was happening?! Why was he a fucking dinosaur of some kind?! And why the fuck was there a flattened top hat on the floor?

Still plenty distraught, Asher paused momentarily once he noticed the garden in bloom at Ray's feet. Yeah, that was gay as fuck.

"It's me, you idiot!" Did he think one of the dinos got loose and decided to spoon with him in the middle of the night instead of maul him to death?