Asher rolled his eyes once he heard the commotion. He none too happily got to his feet and walked to the other room, even when all he really wanted to day was set his mattress back in its rightful spot and go to bed, hopping this would all just fix itself over night. He didn't have that kind of luck, though.

"That's yours," he said, moving over to the pair and forcing the dog back outside and the door shut again. "It stays outside for a reason. And did you think I was joking about the mess? Because I wasn't. I refuse to wake up and have all of this still looking like a disaster area. What the hell were you looking for? Your marbles?"