Ray Vecchio (
speakscanadian) wrote2013-08-04 12:23 am
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For Asher [dated 4th August 2013]
The facts were these:
Fraser wasn’t currently in need of the uniform.
It was Asher’s birthday.
Ray wanted brownie points. And sex.
The solution had been simple really. Ray tried not to think of it as taking advantage of his best friend’s situation. In fact, he could even argue that it was Fraser who had suggested the idea in the first place. When Ray had come across mini-Benny, he’d never intended tosteal borrow his Mountie uniform but after their encounter, Ray just couldn’t shake the memory of those immortal words:
”I look like a Mountie to you?”
Well, now it seemed like Ray did. Taking one final glance in the mirror before leaving, he adjusted the Stetson, so that it sat straight, and smoothed down the lanyard. It wasn’t the first time he’d worn the outfit but he still wasn’t exactly comfortable in it. If all went well though, he wouldn’t have to stay in it very long.
Asher was a pretty simple guy, really. Not in the slow-minded way but in the easy-to-please way. Sometimes Ray forgot that. He could definitely have been accused of trying too hard in the past. Unless he was pissed off or disappointed, Asher didn’t really show any feelings, so Ray often found himself over-compensating just to get a reaction from him. Usually, it ended up being the wrong one…
Today, though, Ray was all about simplicity and – forgive the sap – making Asher happy. If he couldn’t do it on his birthday, when could he?
So there Ray was outside, dressed head-to-toe in Canada, with a bucket of ice on the kitchen counter, drinks cooling inside it. There was a chocolate cupcake baked by his own fair hand, unlit candle sticking out the top, and a Zippo resting beside it.
No fuss. No drama. Definitely no old man jokes. What more could Asher want?
Fraser wasn’t currently in need of the uniform.
It was Asher’s birthday.
Ray wanted brownie points. And sex.
The solution had been simple really. Ray tried not to think of it as taking advantage of his best friend’s situation. In fact, he could even argue that it was Fraser who had suggested the idea in the first place. When Ray had come across mini-Benny, he’d never intended to
”I look like a Mountie to you?”
Well, now it seemed like Ray did. Taking one final glance in the mirror before leaving, he adjusted the Stetson, so that it sat straight, and smoothed down the lanyard. It wasn’t the first time he’d worn the outfit but he still wasn’t exactly comfortable in it. If all went well though, he wouldn’t have to stay in it very long.
Asher was a pretty simple guy, really. Not in the slow-minded way but in the easy-to-please way. Sometimes Ray forgot that. He could definitely have been accused of trying too hard in the past. Unless he was pissed off or disappointed, Asher didn’t really show any feelings, so Ray often found himself over-compensating just to get a reaction from him. Usually, it ended up being the wrong one…
Today, though, Ray was all about simplicity and – forgive the sap – making Asher happy. If he couldn’t do it on his birthday, when could he?
So there Ray was outside, dressed head-to-toe in Canada, with a bucket of ice on the kitchen counter, drinks cooling inside it. There was a chocolate cupcake baked by his own fair hand, unlit candle sticking out the top, and a Zippo resting beside it.
No fuss. No drama. Definitely no old man jokes. What more could Asher want?
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He'd spotted the bright red surge a mile away, and almost wrote it off as the Mountie dropping by to see Ray. Then he remembered that the Mountie was too busy being Cub Scout sized for that to be the case.
When he'd gotten close enough to realize it was Ray, he almost wanted to turn around and head back the way he came, but he'd continued on. Mostly just because it was a long way back to the Compound.
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Spreading his arms, he let Asher soak in the image some more. "Your birthday starts here."
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Noticing the cupcake did put his worries at ease a bit, but he still had to ask: "You know who you are? There's not somebody else in there doing the driving?" Perhaps someone Canadian.
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"Sure, I'm Ray. But for one night only, I'd prefer it if you called me Constable Vecchio. It has a certain ring to it, don't you think?"
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"So, your best friend is stuck as a prepubescent child and you seize the opportunity to steal his uniform," he accused, tilting his head to the side and giving the lanyard a flick.
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Ray was about to nod before he caught himself just in time. He lifted up a finger to emphasise the correction. "Borrow. Stealing would be a crime, which Fraser would feel compelled to arrest me for when he's back to normal."
At the flick, Ray looked down at Asher's hand, then up to his face. "Been waiting long to do that?"
Ray had known Fraser for years and had still never dared to flick his lanyard.
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"Think that was an affront to the Queen or something?" Not that Asher was too concerned if it was. Lanyard flicking was probably pretty tame when compared to what Ray likely had in mind when he stole the uniform.
Borrowed.
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"I think the way you looked me up and down just now was a bigger affront to her," he surmised, having no complaints about being eye-candy himself. "She likes her Mounties pure and clean."
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"You're not going to try and light that with sticks?" he asked, nodding at the cupcake and lighter. "Doesn't seem very authentic. Once, I saw your Mountie make a fire out of a leaf and a paperclip."
He hadn't, really, but he also hadn't seen him start one with a lighter.
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"Yeah, well, your Mountie doesn't feel like spending the next three hours trying to light a candle." He moved past Asher towards the counter, picking up the lighter and flicking on the flame. "C'mon. You gotta blow something before I do."
It was only fair.
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Asher glanced at the cupcake and then back to Ray again, elbow braced on the counter. "You're not going to sing, are you?"
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When the wick caught, he pulled his hand back and pushed the cupcake gently towards Asher, feeling a little cocky.
"A handsome idiot, mind. Make a wish. I like to think I'm living proof they come true for you."
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After a moment, he blew out the candle. He didn't bother making a wish, though, but luckily he didn't have to reveal that since he wasn't supposed to tell anyone what he wished for anyway.
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"Happy Birthday," he hummed, leaning his arms on the counter, the surge folding unnaturally to accommodate his slouching. "Insert cliched joke about a Mountie always getting his man here."
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It wasn't like he was going to investigate and come up with a hair off of Ray's head.
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"Is it hot in that thing?"
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"But that can be fixed." Just as soon as he could get to the tie, he could relieve Asher of the stress of not being perfectly colour co-ordinated.
"Yeah. It's scorching."
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Once inside, Asher attention was mostly on his cupcake, but one bit into it sent him searching the room before looking expectantly back at Ray. "No buttermilk?"
He was joking, for the most part. But they hadn't even been in a relationship when Asher had made him cupcakes, and he hadn't skimped on the buttermilk.
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"Uh...what?" He looked at Asher's expectant face, brain catching up. "Oh, I brought beer. Outside? D'you really want buttermilk? 'Cause I can go getchu some..." he trailed off, backing away slowly.
Ray hadn't expected the day to be perfect but if Asher wanted something he could actually get, then he was gonna get it. And he'd only have to ask once.
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"I'm fine. Don't get your puffy pants in a bunch."
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"N'aww, you're so clingy," he teased lightly, feigning a look of seriousness with his next comment. "Don't smother me."
Considering the fact Asher was probably the most unsmothery person on the entire planet, Ray thought he was being quite funny.
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Delusional, yes, but he made a pretty good cupcake. "My compliments to the chef."
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"What can I say? I bake to impress." He moved away from the door. "You set the bar pretty high when it comes to cupcakes."
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"Want your hat back?"
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"I don't dress like this for just anyone, y'know. Kinky boots, pants that accentuate my manly thighs and shiny buttons to keep you entertained." Ray glanced down at one, making a show of huffing hot air on the closest button and buffing it with his sleeve.
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"I hope you weren't relying on letting the buttons do all the entertaining."
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"You haven't complimented me on my outfit yet," he murmured, as if it was a serious issue. "Maybe you tell me I look handsome, statuesque even, and I'll take the buttons off entertainment duty for you."
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"You look good in the uniform, Constable," he said, hoping that would be enough, because there was no chance in hell the word 'statuesque' was coming out of his mouth.
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Before leaning back in, he reached up and tipped the Stetson back, so he could see Asher better. "Thank you kindly," he replied in amusement before giving Asher what he wanted in a very un-Mountieish and unreserved manner.
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The tie was eventually loosened enough to pull apart, Ray giving it a sharp tug to remove it in one go. Instead of tossing it away though, he wrapped his arms around Asher to keep him close and started winding it up neatly round his hand. It was one of his favorites and Asher looked stupidly good in it, so it deserved a little respect.
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He didn't even want to think about the boots.
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"This uniform took me half an hour to put on." Tie wrapped neatly, Ray pulled a hand around to Asher's belt, starting to undo it single-handedly with a surprising amount of ease. "It's not coming off yet."
The serge deserved a bit more time and attention after all the work that went into it.
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"I guess quickies in an igloo aren't too common among the RCMP."
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"Keep talking," he told him, pushing Asher back onto the bed and taking a moment to admire the view. "We'll see how long it takes me before you can't string a sentence together," he added, dropping to his knees.
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Not only that, but he put the hat in danger. Since lying with it on wasn't an option, he offered it to Ray.
"Despite that, challenge accepted."
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It was all well and good dressing up like the Mountie when Asher could see Ray's face. But Asher thinking about Fraser while Ray was on his knees wasn't part of the plan.
Hopefully the very act Ray was about to perform would be reminder enough that it couldn't possibly be Fraser down there.
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He was joking, of course, but he hooked a leg behind Ray's to keep him in place, just in case he'd managed to piss him off.
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The clicking of the pants' zipper was deliberately slow.
"You need a new fantasy..."
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"Maybe next year."
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Getting things back up to speed, he pulled away all unnecessary clothing and lifted himself off his knees just high enough and long enough to cover Asher's mouth with his own again. It was a slower kiss than before, intended to catch his attention and hold it.
"And maybe next year I'll make that fantasy come true too," he whispered, before sinking back down. Asher had blown his candle out without hassle or delay; it was only fair that he got the same treatment in return.