04 August 2013 @ 12:23 am
For Asher [dated 4th August 2013]  
The facts were these:

Fraser wasn’t currently in need of the uniform.

It was Asher’s birthday.

Ray wanted brownie points. And sex.

The solution had been simple really. Ray tried not to think of it as taking advantage of his best friend’s situation. In fact, he could even argue that it was Fraser who had suggested the idea in the first place. When Ray had come across mini-Benny, he’d never intended to steal borrow his Mountie uniform but after their encounter, Ray just couldn’t shake the memory of those immortal words:

”I look like a Mountie to you?”

Well, now it seemed like Ray did. Taking one final glance in the mirror before leaving, he adjusted the Stetson, so that it sat straight, and smoothed down the lanyard. It wasn’t the first time he’d worn the outfit but he still wasn’t exactly comfortable in it. If all went well though, he wouldn’t have to stay in it very long.

Asher was a pretty simple guy, really. Not in the slow-minded way but in the easy-to-please way. Sometimes Ray forgot that. He could definitely have been accused of trying too hard in the past. Unless he was pissed off or disappointed, Asher didn’t really show any feelings, so Ray often found himself over-compensating just to get a reaction from him. Usually, it ended up being the wrong one…

Today, though, Ray was all about simplicity and – forgive the sap – making Asher happy. If he couldn’t do it on his birthday, when could he?

So there Ray was outside, dressed head-to-toe in Canada, with a bucket of ice on the kitchen counter, drinks cooling inside it. There was a chocolate cupcake baked by his own fair hand, unlit candle sticking out the top, and a Zippo resting beside it.

No fuss. No drama. Definitely no old man jokes. What more could Asher want?
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asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 4th, 2013 06:49 pm (UTC)
"Well, then, you just go right ahead and keep on thinking it," Asher said. Who was he to take that away from him when he'd gone out of his way to take full advantage of his best friend's misfortune for the sake of his happiness?

After a moment, he blew out the candle. He didn't bother making a wish, though, but luckily he didn't have to reveal that since he wasn't supposed to tell anyone what he wished for anyway.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 4th, 2013 08:02 pm (UTC)
As the flame was snuffed out, Ray lifted the Stetson off his head and placed it on Asher's.

"Happy Birthday," he hummed, leaning his arms on the counter, the surge folding unnaturally to accommodate his slouching. "Insert cliched joke about a Mountie always getting his man here."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 4th, 2013 11:54 pm (UTC)
"Oh, sure, incriminate me, too, why don't you?" The uniform could easily be washed, but the hat? And now it was touching his hair, leaving behind evidence for the Mountie to find once he was back to normal.

It wasn't like he was going to investigate and come up with a hair off of Ray's head.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 5th, 2013 12:16 am (UTC)
"What?" Ray laughed easily, reaching up again to cock the hat slightly. He shrugged innocently, willing to share the blame. "It's the price you pay for looking better in it than I do."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 5th, 2013 12:49 am (UTC)
"It doesn't clash with the tie?" Asher asked, reaching down to pull the candle out of the top of the cupcake and lick the frosting off.

"Is it hot in that thing?"
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 5th, 2013 12:58 am (UTC)
"A little," Ray admitted, gaze following Asher's hands as he removed the candle. Of course he was going to start licking stuff wearing that hat...

"But that can be fixed." Just as soon as he could get to the tie, he could relieve Asher of the stress of not being perfectly colour co-ordinated.

"Yeah. It's scorching."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 5th, 2013 01:12 am (UTC)
Pushing away from the counter and affixing the hat more securely onto his head, Asher grabbed Ray by the belt with one hand, his cupcake with the other, and started inside. He wasn't in any particular rush to get Ray out of it, he'd just prefer it if the other man didn't pass out from a heatstroke before it happened.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 5th, 2013 08:49 pm (UTC)
"Ooh." Ray followed, however awkwardly, trying not to trip over his feet in the unfamiliar boots. "I don't think this is the standard or authorised use for the Sam Browne..."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 5th, 2013 09:38 pm (UTC)
"I don't think I give a fuck," Asher replied with a shrug. "I doubt anything you had in mind when you put that on was standard or authorized."

Once inside, Asher attention was mostly on his cupcake, but one bit into it sent him searching the room before looking expectantly back at Ray. "No buttermilk?"

He was joking, for the most part. But they hadn't even been in a relationship when Asher had made him cupcakes, and he hadn't skimped on the buttermilk.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 5th, 2013 10:24 pm (UTC)
Despite how ridiculous Asher kinda looked, Ray was enjoying seeing him in the Stetson far more than he thought he should.

"Uh...what?" He looked at Asher's expectant face, brain catching up. "Oh, I brought beer. Outside? D'you really want buttermilk? 'Cause I can go getchu some..." he trailed off, backing away slowly.

Ray hadn't expected the day to be perfect but if Asher wanted something he could actually get, then he was gonna get it. And he'd only have to ask once.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 7th, 2013 12:23 am (UTC)
"If you leave I'm locking you out." Never mind the fact that they didn't have any actually locks on the door. He'd find a way.

"I'm fine. Don't get your puffy pants in a bunch."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 7th, 2013 12:37 am (UTC)
Ray smiled knowingly, all too happy to comply. He hadn't wanted to leave, so while his offer had been sincere, he'd bargained on Asher preferring him to stay put.

"N'aww, you're so clingy," he teased lightly, feigning a look of seriousness with his next comment. "Don't smother me."

Considering the fact Asher was probably the most unsmothery person on the entire planet, Ray thought he was being quite funny.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 7th, 2013 03:41 pm (UTC)
"N'aww, you're so delusional," Asher mocked around a bite of cake before swallowing and popping the last bit into his mouth.

Delusional, yes, but he made a pretty good cupcake. "My compliments to the chef."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 7th, 2013 10:27 pm (UTC)
Ray decided not to mention the five cupcakes that came before it.

"What can I say? I bake to impress." He moved away from the door. "You set the bar pretty high when it comes to cupcakes."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 8th, 2013 03:07 am (UTC)
"And you dress to... be spotted from space?" Asher quipped, tipping his head to the side.

"Want your hat back?"
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 9th, 2013 12:53 am (UTC)
"Why, is the light bouncing off my head and blinding you again?" Ray asked with the hint of a smirk.

"I don't dress like this for just anyone, y'know. Kinky boots, pants that accentuate my manly thighs and shiny buttons to keep you entertained." Ray glanced down at one, making a show of huffing hot air on the closest button and buffing it with his sleeve.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 11th, 2013 01:58 am (UTC)
"Manly thighs?" Asher echoed, closing the distance between them, arm snaking around Ray's waist as he leaned in for a kiss.

"I hope you weren't relying on letting the buttons do all the entertaining."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 11th, 2013 02:32 am (UTC)
Ray figured manly thighs was a pretty accurate description and he wasn't even the one that got the best view of them most of the time. So when Asher leaned in, he leaned back in turn, just far enough to delay any kisses.

"You haven't complimented me on my outfit yet," he murmured, as if it was a serious issue. "Maybe you tell me I look handsome, statuesque even, and I'll take the buttons off entertainment duty for you."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 11th, 2013 12:12 pm (UTC)
Asher managed to refrain from rolling his eyes, but only just barely.

"You look good in the uniform, Constable," he said, hoping that would be enough, because there was no chance in hell the word 'statuesque' was coming out of his mouth.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 11th, 2013 05:10 pm (UTC)
Ray might have asked for a lot but there was no doubt he was going to settle for much less, especially when the reason to was so persuasive.

Before leaning back in, he reached up and tipped the Stetson back, so he could see Asher better. "Thank you kindly," he replied in amusement before giving Asher what he wanted in a very un-Mountieish and unreserved manner.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 11th, 2013 09:41 pm (UTC)
"That is so wrong," Asher murmured against Ray's lips through a puff of laughter. The second he started apologizing for anything, he was done. Until then, he just returned the kiss eagerly, pressing himself against Ray.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 11th, 2013 11:38 pm (UTC)
"On second thought," Ray muttered, breaking the kiss for just a moment, his hands rising to Asher's chest to start working on the knot of his tie, "it clashes with the hat a lot."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 12th, 2013 04:35 am (UTC)
"Mm-hm," Asher hummed in agreement, catching Ray's lips again with his own. In the moment, he would have probably agreed with anything that involved getting rid of clothing, even a critique on fashion coming from a guy currently dressed up as an overgrown nutcracker.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 13th, 2013 01:00 am (UTC)
Fingers continued to work even while Ray indulged him. Just because Asher was the only with the fangs in his mouth didn't mean Ray couldn't own a kiss or two.

The tie was eventually loosened enough to pull apart, Ray giving it a sharp tug to remove it in one go. Instead of tossing it away though, he wrapped his arms around Asher to keep him close and started winding it up neatly round his hand. It was one of his favorites and Asher looked stupidly good in it, so it deserved a little respect.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 15th, 2013 01:11 am (UTC)
"You've got an unfair advantage," Asher grumbled, hands skimming up and down over the back of Ray's tunic. Ray had plenty of experience getting Asher out of his clothes, and Asher out of Ray's, but these weren't Ray's clothes. There were more buttons, snaps and straps than he cared to deal with; he'd probably get bored before he even got the belt off.

He didn't even want to think about the boots.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 15th, 2013 10:40 pm (UTC)
"This--" Ray tried a couple more times to speak, each time deciding his mouth had more important things to be doing. He pressed forward against Asher to move him backwards towards the bed, the coordination required by his feet distracting him just enough to continue with his point.

"This uniform took me half an hour to put on." Tie wrapped neatly, Ray pulled a hand around to Asher's belt, starting to undo it single-handedly with a surprising amount of ease. "It's not coming off yet."

The serge deserved a bit more time and attention after all the work that went into it.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 20th, 2013 01:19 am (UTC)
"That's dedication," he said, taking Ray's lead and moving easily in the desired direction. "Or stupidity." Either way, being limited to a head and hands was beyond aggravating.

"I guess quickies in an igloo aren't too common among the RCMP."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 20th, 2013 10:49 pm (UTC)
Tossing the tie onto the bed, Ray turned a look on Asher, giving his head a small, slow shake. Gaze unwavering, he put both hands to work on the belt, finishing the job before he opened his mouth.

"Keep talking," he told him, pushing Asher back onto the bed and taking a moment to admire the view. "We'll see how long it takes me before you can't string a sentence together," he added, dropping to his knees.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 21st, 2013 12:50 am (UTC)
Had Asher not been turned on, he might have been a bit pissed off by the shoving. It wasn't exactly in character. "That wasn't very polite."

Not only that, but he put the hat in danger. Since lying with it on wasn't an option, he offered it to Ray.

"Despite that, challenge accepted."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 22nd, 2013 12:56 am (UTC)
Taking the hat, Ray jerked it towards Asher in warning before fixing it on his head. "You just remember who's under this hat when you look down, okay?"

It was all well and good dressing up like the Mountie when Asher could see Ray's face. But Asher thinking about Fraser while Ray was on his knees wasn't part of the plan.

Hopefully the very act Ray was about to perform would be reminder enough that it couldn't possibly be Fraser down there.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 25th, 2013 03:58 am (UTC)
"I try to forget when you're in your regular clothes. Now that you're wearing that...?" Asher trailed off, motioning up and down at the uniform. "It's like you've gone and done my imagination's job for me."

He was joking, of course, but he hooked a leg behind Ray's to keep him in place, just in case he'd managed to piss him off.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 25th, 2013 06:40 pm (UTC)
Ray lifted his head just enough for his eyes to appear beneath the rim of the Stetson. Narrowed eyes with a warning glint that silently asked Asher who he thought had the power here.

The clicking of the pants' zipper was deliberately slow.

"You need a new fantasy..."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on August 26th, 2013 12:11 am (UTC)
"One that involves a more silent partner?" Asher asked, on the verge of twiddling his thumbs, but not quite there just yet.

"Maybe next year."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on August 26th, 2013 12:48 am (UTC)
Ray smirked at that. Even if it was a joke, that was one thing Asher was never going to get, not as long as he was with Ray.

Getting things back up to speed, he pulled away all unnecessary clothing and lifted himself off his knees just high enough and long enough to cover Asher's mouth with his own again. It was a slower kiss than before, intended to catch his attention and hold it.

"And maybe next year I'll make that fantasy come true too," he whispered, before sinking back down. Asher had blown his candle out without hassle or delay; it was only fair that he got the same treatment in return.